Clearly, the only way to improve a shitty mood is to draw a pirate molesting a sailor.
SCIENCE!
Okay, I lied about being done. But I JUST finished this one.
Loki and Balder, from Marvel/Thor. It’s technically movie Loki and comics Balder, because why the fuck was Balder not in the movie?
I do not own these characters, they are owned by Marvel comics.
I think that’s enough for now. Hi everyone! Welcome to my freaking porny-ass tumblr!
Victoria Hand and Karla Sofen from Marvel/Dark Reign, aka Moonstone and…well…Victoria Hand.
God damn, I love Victoria. I just love her. Thank you, Marvel, for giving us a strong lesbian character who’s not just there to mush tits with another woman. That’s where I come in.
I do not own these characters, they belong to Marvel comics.
Cougar and Jensen from Vertigo/The Losers.
Okay, so it’s not porn. But who gives a shit, I love it anyway. Thank you, Andy Diggle and Jock, for two incredible characters.
I do not own these characters, they are owned by Vertigo comics/Andy Diggle/Jock.
Misty Knight and Colleen Wing from Marvel/Heroes for Hire. Two of the baddest bitches out there. They should get gay-married.
I do not own these characters, they belong to Marvel comics.
I actually considered using the 3D version of Skottie Young’s baby Magneto as an avatar for this tumblr.
Before I realized how completely fucking inappropriate that would be.
Steve Rogers and Clint Barton from Marvel/The Avengers aka Captain America and Hawkeye.
Okay, it’s technically Steve Rogers, Super Soldier. Those boots are HOT.
I do not own these characters, they belong to Marvel Comics.
Kalem and Quick Ben, from Steven Erikson’s Malazan Book of the Fallen.
Careful, there’s cocks abound in there. Also, I fucking love this pairing.
I do not own these characters, they belong to Steven Erikson.
From Marvel Comics/The Avengers
Yeah, you just get a link, because this one is literally all cock. Also, another 15 minute porn sketch, so forgive the shittyness.
I do not own these characters, they belong to Marvel comics.